A Christmas Fable
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did
not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to
visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug,
and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all
the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched
to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?"
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of
the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everybody!
When
four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas
pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When
he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven
knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In
his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just
then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everybody!
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When
four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas
pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When
he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven
knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In
his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just
then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everybody!
Read More: The Story of How the Angel Tree Topper Came to Be [HUMOR]
|
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