“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” —Sigmund Freud
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown
“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.” – Cleveland Amory